DELUSIONAL: Lance Armstrong Wannabes to Ruin Already Terrible Traffic Conditions Again Today

The “Tour de Forts”… How original. First, we’re not in France. Second, if they just did a few laps around JUST the fort, that’s fine. But this generation of neon wearing, road hogging schmucks feel like they have the right to take up entire roads, in a city now cramming in around 250,000 residents. Not to mention the tens of thousands of tourists (who apparently have little to no driving school in their respective states).

So stay off the road today unless you’re an elite BICYCLER, who’s idol is a steroid induced prick.

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