RAGE: Local Shoppers Wonder Why Walmart "Express Lane" is the Slowest Lane in the Store
St. Augustine Walmart shoppers are still confused as to why the company feels the need to put the slowest, oldest cashier on the express lane. "Express means fast, Right? Dorris has no fucking clue." Said one sweaty customer in a matching dale earn heart shirt and cap. "It’s like she’s never even seen a computer before, and she keeps calling the manager over to help scan every other item. I only have 2 things from the as seen on tv isle, and I’ve been in line for 20 minutes! Why can’t she just water the flowers or be greeter?" he said.