STOP: 4 Reasons Why The Bathroom Selfie Needs to go NOW

July 15, 2017

 

For years we've seen people taking pictures of themselves in the most disgusting, germ-ridden room in their house. This has always baffled me. So many people I know post bathroom selfies from these disease factories, that I'm now putting together a short list of the reasons everyone should stop. Right now.

 

4) SCENERY: WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BATHROOM 'TOOLS'

 No one wants to see your hairy brushes, toilet scrubbers and tampon wrappers. You're saying to the world, "Hey look everyone, this is me, right next to the place where people shit, piss, and puke! And look at all the shit I use to not appear to be the dirty fucker that I am!" Scenery people.

 

 

 

3) ORIGINALITY: IT'S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE

 

We've seen it all before. There's nothing you can do to shake up the photography world from your bathroom. This girl did come close though!

 

 

 

2) SWAG: YOU NEVER LOOK COOL IN A BATHROOM

 This Tom Cruise wannabe is what you all look like to everyone else.

 

 

 

1) GROSS: BATHROOMS ARE DISGUSTING

 Why are you putting your sensitive body parts on the dirtiest surface in the building?!?! It's not cute! All I'm thinking about is how many times that surface has properly been washed in the last year?

 

 

 

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