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Howell Morris, a 72 year old man was arrested Tuesday after a dispute with his neighbor, at his home off of CR 210.
He and his neighbor, according to reports, were arguing over their property line, when Howell decided to hop in a nearby tractor (Because, of course he did), and start chasing the victim with said tractor.
He was said to have been yelling, "Run fat [Expletive, we assume ass or fucker] as he was trying to mow his neighbor down.
The neighbor said this had not been the first time things got a little weird with Morris.
Morris is being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.